Off the sauce

I'm so anxious that I don't even need uppers anymore to get me through the day. Or I'm experiencing a residual effect from the cumulative amount of caffeine and caffeine-like substances I've consumed since age 12. I'm discovering I am just as productive without coffee as I am all-coffeed-up. Only two setbacks today: In my insouciance I almost plagiarized an entire paragraph from the New York Times and I'm frantically reloading this every three minutes and 42 seconds.