I'd also just like to say

that the reason I cut my toe open is as follows: I was riding in my elevator going down with a girl, her son and another girl counting about $1000 in twenty dollar bills. When we exited, I let the trio (clearly in a hurry) pass alongside me and because I was so tired from working a fourteen-hour day, I got a little too close to the radiator jutting out of the wall. The rest is YES HOMO and probably soon to be Bellevue history. Fuck my foot; get the white jacket with those wraparound sleeves ready.