Sunday, September 6, 2009

Don't want no short dick man

Lady Gaga (that's her on the left; thx Brihanna for the collage of my idols), isn't upset by the rumor and video evidence of her tiny lil' penis, but her lady parts have taken it to heart. From a recent article:

The team quickly established that Gaga herself was up for anything.

"Im just a girl from New York who wanted to be a star. Anything you want to ask me is cool," she told them.

So an excited Meshel put it on her: "Obviously we have to talk about the tiny penis rumours. Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?"

"My little vagina is very offended," Gaga said. "I'm not offended, my vagina is offended."

Naturally, Ash went on to say that a one-on-one with her vagina "would be a fascinating interview". They're probably already jostling over who gets to hold the microphone.

How BALLSY of the interviewer to ask the HARD questions. Gaga is a genius -- a total aughties demigod. For more reasons why, click through and watch the video.

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