I'll have the mystery meat

At work today a camera crew walked by me and the reporter said, "Oh my god, this looks just like a cafeteria." Then while she was still within earshot, I mimicked her for everyone typing at my table. And then she left ten minutes later and I overheard one of the main editors making fun of her, saying she was from Entertainment Tonight. She just spent the last four days with Levi Johnston! At first, in my head, I was all like, glad someone has a shittier job than me. Then I realized it's all probably for the same segment.